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What he finks about Tummy Butter

February 4, 2010
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Do you remember that show ‘Kids Say the Darndest Things‘?  I have my very own version of that show every day in the form of Mr Fink. I don’t know where he comes up with the things he says but he cracks me up every single day. Usually several times a day. I decided I’m going to start writing these things down because some of them are just golden.

The following conversation took place this morning.

Scene: I had just rubbed Tummy Butter (for stretch mark prevention) on my big pregnant belly

Mr Fink: Hey there Tum-Tum {patting my belly}. Ewww. I can’t believe you put that butter on you every day.

Me: What? It’s not greasy, it’s soft! It gets absorbed.

Mr Fink: Yeah right. One day you’re gonna be attacked by a bear and he’s going to rub his toast all over you.

12 Comments leave one →
  1. February 4, 2010 11:08 am

    haha absolutely adorable… and pretty funny image too

  2. February 4, 2010 11:18 am

    bears eat toast?

  3. February 4, 2010 6:41 pm

    That is hilarious.

    Does the belly butter seem to help or work???

  4. February 4, 2010 8:44 pm

    Lol. I feel like that makes you Goldilocks, only with toast instead of porridge.

  5. February 4, 2010 9:21 pm

    Mr Fink and my husband would get along GREAT!
    P.S. I’m with Molly – Bears eat toast?

  6. February 5, 2010 12:08 am

    Haha, I bet bears would love toast with butter.

  7. February 5, 2010 5:47 am

    i’m not sure how but “he’s going to rub his toast all over you” sounds totally dirty

  8. February 5, 2010 7:06 am

    It’s not REAL butter, right?

    The mental picture that conjures up is HILARIOUS.

  9. February 5, 2010 11:34 am

    @K & @Life of a Doctor’s Wife – No it’s not real butter, it’s cocoa butter (that WOULD be funny) and I think it helps. I just wrote more about it today so check the most recent post for more info if you’re interested. ;)

  10. February 5, 2010 11:41 am

    OMG.

    Thank you for this, and thank Mr. Fink. It has been a LONG, stressful week, and I so needed that. I am literally wiping away tears of laughter.

    That IS golden.

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