Our “real” honeymoon
This trip we’re going on next week is going to be our “real” honeymoon. A few people have chuckled when they heard this because, um, DUH Kasia, your wedding last fall was in the freaking CARIBBEAN and you stayed there for two weeks – is that not “real” enough for you?
And the answer is: when your guests don’t all leave on the same day and you spend your second (honeymoon) week running around spending time with them and saying farewells and then it turns out it’s just you and one other couple left so of course you do honeymoonish things, uh, together
and then when you finally get three days to yourselves and it RAINS THE WHOLE TIME so you spend your days getting watching episodes of Lost on your laptop…
then no, I’d say that is not a “real” honeymoon. (Not that I’m complainin’. If you want anyone to crash your honeymoon, it’s Jorkat.)
So this is why I have absolutely no qualms about pulling the honeymoon card on our trip in case it gets us any special treatment.
At the resort where we got married, it got us a lame-o plate of fruit and bottle of warm champagne, delivered the morning after the wedding by some dude who just walked into our suite while we were still in bed. (No word of a lie.)
I’m hoping we can come up with something a bit better (and less intrusive!) than that this time around.
My name is Kasia Fink and nothing makes me happier than finding goodness. This is a collection of my findings... I mean, finkings.
LOL! Aww I’m so sorry that your first honeymoon wasn’t ideal. Next week’s trip HAS to be better! How can it not, when you’ll be galloping all over Europe and some of its finest cities? ;-)
BAHAHA!! I’m so behind on your blog and I just caught up now. I’m happy you finally got your honeymoon without us!! Can’t wait to hear all about it.